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29 Jun 2013

10 things that WILL happen if you decide to live with your friends

I've been at boarding school for the past 8 years so one might think I was prepared for living with a roommate. Well..not! :D
Here are the things I found extremely limiting and things you should realize before going into something like this.
First of all! -> If you start living with your friends they won't be such good friends within a month or so and you will probably start hating then in the next few weeks. So get ready for that.
Then...
2. No more naked cooking
3. No more peeing with open door (and no more pooping at home AT ALL!..unless you're a dude :D)
4. No more good music (trust me..even if you like the same music...you won't!)
5. No more porn on desktop
6. There is never any milk in the fridge
7. Sex sounds from your neighbor's flat are coming out of your neighbor's flat anymore :D
8. There is very small chance for you to have intercourse
9. If you bring your date home ..SHE will never call you again because she won't believe your 'that's not my mess/dildo/dog carrion' :D  ...HE will like your friends more than you and he will more likely watch football in the TV than spend an evening with you
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5 BRAINWASH: 2013 I've been at boarding school for the past 8 years so one might think I was prepared for living with a roommate. Well..not! :D Here are ...

27 Jun 2013

I'm back

So I decided to post on my blog again..after like a billion years.
I have so many ideas and I will simply share some of them with the World Wide Web cause it's freakin wide and there's no reason I shouldn't be in it.
First thing: I SAW PETE DOHERTY YESTERDAY AND I WANNA MARRY HIM!!!!!
5 BRAINWASH: 2013 So I decided to post on my blog again..after like a billion years. I have so many ideas and I will simply share some of them with the Worl...
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